IOKIYAR and a Fucking Redneck God Bag

     I'm sure it was strictly for a Bible Study retreat.
     It makes no sense to me that Don Siegelman went to prison on trumped up if not outright fabricated bribery charges (and didn't even get a pardon from Obama) while Bentley gets to slither out of the Governor's mansion in Alabama relatively unscathed. It also makes no sense to me that Bill Clinton, former President of the United States, got impeached for lying about a blow job while this evangelical hot prick Bentley never came close to impeachment even after also lying about it and even threatening people to maintain the coverup.
     Oh yeah, and he also has to answer to two misdemeanor charges that include using campaign funds to pay for private use and failing to file a major contribution report.

     This is his smiling mugshot taken today at the Montgomery County Jail when he officially resigned. Says the WaPo:

The events leading to the end of Bentley's career were spelled out in the 3,000 pages of a report released by the House Judiciary Committee attorney Friday detailing various indiscretions the governor may allegedly tried to keep secret as he carried out an affair with his married aide, Rebekah Caldwell Mason.

     The report says Bentley texted heart-eyed emojis to Caldwell -- texts that were linked up to his now ex-wife's iPad -- and made threats to the first lady's staff to keep the affair secret. The report also detailed what allegedly went on behind closed doors when Mason, according to the report, left the office “with her hair tousled and her clothing in disarray.”
     So he resigned and pled guilty to the misdemeanor charges to avoid jail time, which he almost surely will. A $37,000 pay out and he gets to resume his life.
     I don't know what's wrong with Alabama but the state that was the last to jettison its ban on interracial marriage saw fit to install a State Supreme Court Justice in Roy Moore then kick out, twice, and a Governor who couldn't keep it in his pants and had the audacity to say no one has the right to judge him because he'd already answered "to a higher authority."
     What do they both have in common? They're both arrogant fucking God bags who think the law doesn't apply to them and that they're immune to tepid criticism because they chose to believe in a certain sky wizard. 
     Well, that higher authority wasn't powerful enough to save him from the comeuppance of the Alabama Ethics Commission and the state House Judiciary Committee. The Big Kahuna also didn't have the juice to keep him in the Governor's mansion, either.
     Good riddance. Bentley, go fuck yourself, you Bible- and Aide-banging hypocrite. The very fact that a woman called you "delicious" is enough to make me vomit everything I've ever eaten since 1959.